Superbowl Sunday is a big event in the United States. Although this is not what these scriptures are really talking about, here a few Bible verses that might be humorously used about football.
When a team has a good defense against the quarterback – Luke 16:26
“neither can they pass to us…”
When a player doesn’t score any points while in the game, it’s a bad thing – Ecclesiastes 5:16
“And this is a sore evil, that in all points as he came, so shall he go…”
A strong blitz by the defensive line – Acts 19:29
“they rushed with one accord…”
Encouragement in the locker room before heading out onto the field – Jeremiah 46:4
“…stand forth with your helmets.”
A very bad defense – Isaiah 33:23
“…thy tacklings are loosed.”
A strong backfield – Joel 2:7
“They shall run like mighty men…”
An overweight punter – Deuteronomy 32:15
“Jeshuran waxed fat and kicked…”
Putting a runner up against a tough defense – Isaiah 50:6
‘I gave my back to the smiters…”
No defense can stand against God’s team as they move downfield – Jeremiah 46:15
“Why are the valiant men swept away? They stood not, because the Lord did drive…”
Linemen working together in the first part of the game – Nehemiah 4:6
“…and all the wall was joined together unto the half…”
Why we should watch the Superbowl and have refreshments – Ruth 2:9
“Let thine eyes be on the field… and when thou art athirst go to the vessels and drink…”
3 replies on “Superbowl Scriptures”
How refreshing!!!!! 🤪
I’m not a huge football fan but I usually watch the super bowl. These biblical gridiron verses are hilarious!! Thanks for putting them together. I will definitely share them at the our Super Bowl party!!
Bwahahaha! These are great! Thanks!